Billionaire biohacker Brian Johnson is at it again, announcing on Twitter that he’s had botox injected into his penis. Hijinks ensued, as they say.
Johnson claimed that his penis has already grown by one centimeter and that the injection improves erection hardness, peak systolic velocity, end-diastolic velocity and sexual health satisfaction. Describing his actions as “treatment”, he said the unorthodox move was part of a “double-blind, randomized, placebo-controlled prospective comparative study” involving 70 erectile dysfunction patients whose condition had not responded to standard treatments such as PDE5 inhibitors such as Viagra.
His report garnered over 500 comments, 800 retweets and 900 bookmarks within hours.
“My penile function is optimal (EHS 4/4 and IIEF 25/25),” Johnson said, citing measurements he had previously established for that particular part of his anatomy. “We are testing whether an intervention that has shown positive effects with DM will improve performance.”
Responses to Johnson’s tweet were… mixed.
“This is the content I pay for,” photographer and artist Joelle LB he said.
“And with one tweet, a whole new market is born,” science communicator and podcast host Liv Boeree he responded.
“Propelling Humanity into the Future,” Oklahoma Bitcoin Association Board Member Charlie Spears mocked.
YouTuber Davidson Video chatted with one are exchanged between sexes I get.
More than a few followers tried to connect the dots between botox injections below the equator and trying to live longer.
“I totally understood when you said that everything you did was for long life!” Stephen Spencer he answered.
Johnson has invested over $4 million in his quest for longevity. Botox injections are his latest treatment for a better erection.
“What do men care about more than anything else?” Johnson previously said Decryption. “A man’s ability to be erect and have a healthy sex life is really important, and if a man can’t be erect and can’t have sex, it’s psychologically debilitating. It is a source of shame and embarrassment.”
Johnson has emphasized the need to end what he considered self-destructive behaviors, but some may take issue with injecting chemicals into his body.
“Does the dude now inject his dick with a neurotoxin?” podcaster Rich Cooper asked.
While Johnson’s activities may be shocking, and some people — including Twitter owner Elon Musk — have scoffed at his claims, Johnson continues to take it all in stride.
“I’m having the time of my life,” Johnson said. “I know the titles lead people to think inaccurate things about me, and that’s okay—we can go on this journey together and we’ll learn who each other is over time.
“But no, I’m great, you’re great, and we’re going to have a good time together,” she added.
Edited by Ryan Ozawa.
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